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When is the best time to buy budgies?
When they're going cheap!Unknown
What did the crisp packet say to the can?
You're rubbish! Alfie
why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers! Yazz
I used to work in a blanket factory but then it folded!
What do you call the man who tried to escape the Tower of London with a rope made of bed sheets which were 10 metres too short?
Dai! (In a Welsh accent) Hazel
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper! Ava
What did the cake say to the knife?
Do you want a piece of me? Kit
Why did the crab eat all the cup cakes?
Because he was shellfish! Ava
Why did Luke Skywalker cross the road?
To go to the second hand shop Rehan
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! Benji
What did the train say when he sneezed?
Ah choo choo! Ava
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
With it's sparrowchute! Unknown
What did the mother cat say to her bad tempered kitten?
I don't like your catittude! Ava
What did the whale say when he was at a friend's birthday party?
I'm having a whale of a time! Ava
What do whales sing every Christmas?
We wash you a Merry Christmas Dylan
Long joke
A wizard goes to a shop and says to the shopkeeper 'have you got dead newts?'. 'Yes Sir, here you go'. 'Have you got dead butterflies?', 'yes Sir'. 'Have you got frogs' legs?' No Sir, my legs are normal!'Shakti
What did the alien say to the petrol pump?
Take your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you!Matthew
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dr Who?
How did you know my name?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Water who?
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