Tell us a joke!
- When is the best time to buy budgies?
- When they're going cheap!Unknown
- What did the crisp packet say to the can?
- You're rubbish!
Alfie
- why do gorillas have big nostrils?
- Because they have big fingers!
Yazz
- I used to work in a blanket factory but then it folded!
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Ida
- What do you call the man who tried to escape the Tower of London with a rope made of bed sheets which were 10 metres too short?
- Dai! (In a Welsh accent)
Hazel
- What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
- A woolly jumper!
Ava
- What did the cake say to the knife?
- Do you want a piece of me?
Kit
- Why did the crab eat all the cup cakes?
- Because he was shellfish!
Ava
- Why did Luke Skywalker cross the road?
- To go to the second hand shop
Rehan
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No idea!
Benji
- What did the train say when he sneezed?
- Ah choo choo! Ava
- How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
- With it's sparrowchute!
Unknown
- What did the mother cat say to her bad tempered kitten?
- I don't like your catittude! Ava
- What did the whale say when he was at a friend's birthday party?
- I'm having a whale of a time!
Ava
- What do whales sing every Christmas?
- We wash you a Merry Christmas Dylan
- Long joke
- A wizard goes to a shop and says to the shopkeeper 'have you got dead newts?'. 'Yes Sir, here you go'. 'Have you got dead butterflies?', 'yes Sir'. 'Have you got frogs' legs?' No Sir, my legs are normal!'Shakti
- What did the alien say to the petrol pump?
- Take your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you!Matthew
- Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- Dr
- Dr Who?
- How did you know my name?
- Zia
- Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- Water
- Water who?
- Dive in and enjoy!
- Cleo
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